10:05 AM Jeff: I am looking v. foward to padre. except my skin is so white. me: me too whatev me: i wanna lose 30 pounds before the trip Jeff: 30 pounds in 2 weeks? me: no, more like 10 days Jeff: I am so sending malaria-laden mosquitos to your residence. 10:06 AM Please try to keep them away from Todd. He could die. me: ok, i will 10:07 AM Jeff: Shit. I only have 10 days to work out. 10:09 AM me:shit that bodygroom thing is real Jeff: It's hysterical! I love it! me: and it's only 39.99 10:10 AM Jeff: I'm so tempted to order though. my nutsack is getting quite hairy. me: yeah 10:11 AM you can use it wet too Jeff: which is awesome, as my nutsack is always wet! me: yeah 10:12 AM Lets just say the "Bodygroom" is Shaft, Beanbag, and Starfish safe. 10:13 AM This product is great. My wife loves it. No more hair caught in her teeth. Bravo Norelco!!! another 10:14 AM Jeff: oh.my.god. that is awesome. Should I buy one? Maybe a present for Justin? me: i'm glad to know that Amazon said it's Starfish safe right Jeff: Or that anonymous guy at that bookstore on 1-10/montrose. I mean... 10:15 AM me: right... Jeff: oh, who am i kidding. I meant 'guys' me: i kinda want one Jeff: me too. | 
